Surprise!

This is a short, short story with an insight into human willpower.

I couldn't see a thing, not a damn thing, it was pitch black, totally dark and deadly quiet. All I could hear was the sound of my own breath, to be honest I was scared, petrified even, but strangely aroused. I just had to crack one out.
Then suddenly the lights came on, I was in the kitchen, my entire family were watching me wank onto the spread my mum had laid out for everyone to celebrate my 25th birthday. My Nan screamed with delight as I shot my load on the cocktail sticks with the cheese and pineapple on them. I never liked those anyway, pineapple, errghh!