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A song parody of Major-General. This was not easy-lol.
Parody for Major-General

Story Master


By: Tracey Criswell Wilson


Story Master

I am the leader called the Story Master.
I host, promote, and sway away disaster.
I know this site and can quote each incident
From the beginning I know each accident.
Every author I study and remember,
From freezing January through December.
Promoting authors I thoroughly enjoy,
Seeing their smiles like a child with a new toy.

Convention Pirates

Seeing their smiles like a child with a new toy.

Story Master

I'm very good at soothing people's distress.
I'm sensitive, caring, and souls I caress.
Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster,
He is the leader called the Story Master.

Story Master

I ensure all fair rating and reviewing,
Fresher ideas I am always pursuing.
I help with more than questions, never ceasing,
My knowledge over-flowing is increasing.
To authors I try to set a precedent,
Our members are proud to be a resident.
We have activities, forums, and reviews
Unhappy members are kept down to a few.

Convention Pirates

Unhappy members are kept down to a few.

Story Master

I am the creator of writing dot com.
Most people tell me this great place is da bomb.
Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster,
He is the leader called the Story Master.

Story Master

I can tell a writer from a want-to-be.
It may make some writers want to de-throne me.
But I know that in the end it's for the best,
And I will not take any crap from the rest.
For I do what I do for the love of it,
And laugh when people say it's all for profit.
Our members consider it their second home.
For writers it's as great as the Super Dome.

Convention Pirates

For writers it's as great as the Super Dome

Story Master

I am the brain behind the source of it all.
If you need me all you have to do is call.
Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting, and swaying disaster
He is the leader called the Story Master.


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