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by Intuey
Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Entertainment · #994123
A song parody of Major-General. This was not easy-lol.
Parody for Major-General

Story Master

I am the leader called the Story Master.
I host, promote, and sway away disaster.
I know this site and can quote each incident.
From the beginning, I know each accident.
Every author I study and remember,
From freezing January through December.
Promoting authors, I thoroughly enjoy,
Seeing their smiles like a child with a new toy.

Convention Pirates

Seeing their smiles like a child with a new toy.

Story Master

I'm very good at soothing people's distress.
I'm sensitive, caring, and souls I caress.
Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster,
He is the leader called the Story Master.

Story Master

I ensure all fair rating and reviewing,
Fresher ideas I am always pursuing.
I help with more than questions, never ceasing,
My knowledge over-flowing is increasing.
To authors, I try to set a precedent,
Our members are proud to be a resident.
We have activities, forums, and reviews.
Unhappy members are kept down to a few.

Convention Pirates

Unhappy members are kept down to a few.

Story Master

I am the creator of writing-dot-com.
Most people tell me this great place is da bomb.
Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster,
He is the leader called the Story Master.

Story Master

I can tell a writer from a want-to-be.
It may make some writers want to dethrone me.
But I know that in the end, it's for the best,
And I will not take any crap from the rest.
For I do what I do for the love of it,
And laugh when people say it's all for profit.
Our members consider it their second home.
For writers, it's as great as the Super Dome.

Convention Pirates

For writers, it's as great as the Super Dome

Story Master

I am the brain behind the source of it all.
If you need me all you have to do is call.
Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster,
I am the leader called the Story Master.

Convention Pirates

Hosting, promoting and swaying disaster
He is the leader called the Story Master.

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