"The Mistress of Columbia"

Sexy interns, eager lobbyist, but who is the real mistress of D.C.

A blonde bombshell
skimpy red dress,
the intern that will
Anxious to help,
Is this the Mistress of Columbia?

An eager paige
dressed for success,
awaiting her mindnumbing orders,
anxious to impress,
Is this the Mistress of Columbia?

A determined lobbyist
pushing her product
at whatever the cost,
anxious to sell,
Is this the Mistress of Columbia?

A sexy diversion from reality
an addictive disability
a cunning idea for those that follow
anxious to reign,
Is this the Mistress of Columbia?