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Originally efforts for the 30 Day Blogging Challenge in July... now just a blog
The 30 Day Blogging Challenge ..... lets see how far I get... Pretty far it seems!

Winner (1st place) for the July 2013 "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS
Second place for the September 2014 "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS
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September 20, 2014 at 2:23pm
September 20, 2014 at 2:23pm
#828611
30 DBC - 20th September - Prompt: Write about someone who’s just tired of everything and finds a positive way to deal with it.

         Bang
                   Bang
I've been having a fight
                   Bang
All bloody night
                   Bang
Fixing this device
                   Bang
Thought I had it twice
                   Bang
But bloody technology
                   Bang
Is a load of poopology
         Ba…owch
I've totally conceded
I feel too impeded
                   Bang
So I've taken up the hammer
                   Bang
Oh such glamour
                   Bang
It was utterly useless
                   Bang
The device was juiceless
         Ba… aaahhh
Nooo, my brain had a glitch
                   Sob
I've just found the reset switch!
                   Sob

Granted this doesn’t look like a positive outcome. But, when this person buys this device again, they'll know where the reset button is and wont need a hammer! *Bigsmile*

In Other News:

*Note1* Last night I was really happy to find out that a fledgling online poetry wanted to publish three of my poems *Bigsmile* - Ironically one was the Sestina I had so much trouble the other week. AND one was "Invalid Item, which I wrote for 30DBC as a joke. But yep they said they liked humour, so I was looking through to see if I had anything funny to add to my original submission. I found the hairy burger, thought "nahhh, but maybe.... yeah".... I laughed when they said they liked it.
*Note1* I was happy again earlier when I found a MB I thought I'd never get in my inbox: Merit Badge in Published
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Congratulations on having three of your poems published!  That's so awesome!  I'm so pleased for you.  *^*Delight*^* .... Thank you lovely Elle - on hiatus *Heart*
*Note1* I've been flicking through my port and have found tons of stuff I could probably re-write now I kind of know a bit more about working with words. I'm going to give some of them a go :) Its a shame "Invalid Item doesn't take poetry! *Wink*

Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* Changing corn *Left*


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!
*Note3* I need to find something to wear
*Note3* There will be a posh meal involved
*Note3* I'm getting something
*Note3* The outfit I find needs to match Royal Blue and Gold... or should try to, at least
*Note* Apples *Apple*

Guesses so far:
*Note4* You're receiving sponsorship from Apple? Or a cider company? - Elle - on hiatus

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 19, 2014 at 3:53am
September 19, 2014 at 3:53am
#828518
30 DBC - 19th September - Prompt: Write a blog entry, or story your choice in which each sentence starts with the next letter of the alphabet starting with A.
For example ~ A orange cat joined out family. Boldly challenging the older cats, he has quickly made his presence felt. Clearly, the older cats are not going to take this lying down.


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long the road, a man went mad; screaming just like a child.
ecause he saw a teeny tiny spider: scared shitless, he was a wimp.
an you imagine the chaos that followed?
ogs and cats got such a shock, thereby causing a riot!
ndeavours, by gosh, they were all brought to a halt.
atigued old men were startled to their senses: what, what!
ateways of pandemonium were surely opened.
andbags belonging to old ladies, with their purple rinses, went flying!
have never seen the older generation get so irate…
ust when we thought the craziness was over, a flock of birds joined the commotion, pecking their way to the heart of things.
etchup suddenly came flying from over head!
ooking up, we all could see, fire fighters squirting giant bottles of Heinz from the rooftops.
y goodness, even with floods of red, the fight of randomness continued to develop.
othing could stop this scene, it seemed!
pened windows around the town, allowed for the escape of rabbits, hamsters and parrots, which came to join.
arrots arriving two by too were in their element, repeating the obscenities uttered by contenders.
uite how the town survived this racket, no body really knows.
abbits, they were the worst; squeezing into the smallest slots, their shiny white fur instantly dyed bright red!
omeone swears they saw a snake too, but that report was not confirmed.
ragedy struck, however, when the poor spider was squashed when trying so hard to scuttle to safety.
nlike the humans, the animals entered a state of mourning.
ery little could shake them from this state, so the humans (even the old ladies) escaped while they could!
ell, what can be said?
-ray pictures were not required to comprehend the devastation left behind.
et, it all occurred because of a teeny tiny spider and the wimpiest man who was scared shitless!...
ookeepers were called; boy they were appalled but had it all cleared up in a jiffy!


In Other News:

*Note1* I'm starting this section first - my brain isn't ready for my ABC story yet. I'm starting this at 6am and I've not had coffee yet *Facepalm*
*Note1* I've literally just discovered that Scotland has voted NO to independence. Its an issue I've not really taken too much notice of because it's not something I can vote on. But last night it started to dawn on me that voting yes would be such a nightmare! So I'm pleased with the vote. I'm a quarter Scottish you know! Actually, yesterday I was told that this fact was obvious... errr not quite sure how! *Laugh*
*Note1* I've needed to refurbished my website for a good year now. This week I've managed to get the majority of it done. It is very nearly ready to launch... Just in time for my announcement. It is almost as if I planned it, huh! *Bigsmile*
*Note1* I didn't go off and write yesterday, like I said I would yesterday. I think I will today.
*Note1* In a few hours my iPhone will be here, which makes me geekingly happy.
*Note1* In fact, it's all about the apples today....


Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* Apples *Apple* *Left*


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!
*Note3* I need to find something to wear
*Note3* There will be a posh meal involved
*Note3* I'm getting something
*Note3* The outfit I find needs to match Royal Blue and Gold... or should try to, at least

Guesses so far:

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 18, 2014 at 10:46am
September 18, 2014 at 10:46am
#828439
30 DBC - 17th September - Prompt: Write about times when you've felt good about your writing, such as when a great idea zipped into your mind. Now, look at what you have written, how do you feel. Would you save this for inspiration, later? Why or Why not.

I'm not sure really. Recently (since breaking my foot) I have really been trying to get my creative juices flowing and put pen paper much more. I set myself a goal, over at Slave Drivers Inc, to write 17 poems in September. I think I've exceeded that already!
I can't even begin to say that all, if any, of the poems I've written are any good. But just the exercise of starting and finishing pieces has been quite good in terms of getting ideas flowing. I've also found that while writing one poem, I might get ideas for another. E.g. "that's a cool word - it doesn't work for this, but I'll store it for later".
I've not written anything of use for a few days. I think I should have done because I've had a few ideas fly out my head *Facepalm*. This is a shame but I think we also need to have a break too.

So, I think, maybe, right now is when I feel the best about my writing. I know the quality needs work, but you need the basics to be able to iron anything out! Even if it is just an awareness of favourite words, its a step forward... I definitely feel like i'm learning at the moment, rather than pretending, which can only be a good thing.

Has writing this inspired me? Funnily enough, it has. When I've finished, I'm off to read one of my books on poetry or maybe I'll try and pen a poem *Shock*


In Other News:

*Note1* New phone day tomorrow! Exciting times... for apple geeks *Apple*
*Note1* I've just got dressed for the second day in a row! Wow! Yesterday, I kinda had to because we had a Solicitor visiting ... about um the hotel that made Chris ridiculously ill. And then about 30mins ago (its 3:20pm now) I thought "ooo I fancy getting dressed! So, I did. BIG news people!!!
*Note1* There was something else..... errr.... Nope? Fine! ... Onto the yellow brick....



Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* The outfit I find needs to match Royal Blue and Gold... or should try to, at least*Left*

Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!
*Note3* I need to find something to wear
*Note3* There will be a posh meal involved
*Note3* I'm getting something
*Note3*

Guesses so far:

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 17, 2014 at 3:58pm
September 17, 2014 at 3:58pm
#828374
30 DBC - 17th September - Prompt: Peter Rubin says, "The story is not what happens, the story is who happens too." By this he means, readers need to be engaged in the lives of the people they read about before the author thinks about the plot/story. Do you agree? Which is more important having really interesting characters or a really exciting plot? Do you think First, Second or Third person makes the characters more realistic to your writing. Last question, he indicates the hook is what makes your writing relevant. What do you think?


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What, what, what?... Wednesday's Writer Discussion? Where has that come from? Today is Warchest Wednesday! Always has been! You can't just go around changing things! *Facepalm* Sigh! Now I have to write about writing, on a writing website! Sheeeesh! *Laugh*

Hmm! I'm not really feeling my answer to this prompt coming clearly. I've always thought that the great thing about stories and their authors is that they are all different. Even if you feel like you've read "this story" before, unless its the same author, then the chances are there will be definite difference.
There are so many rules about writing and, yes, many of them are right or at least make a point. But sometimes I wonder whether too many "rules", in a way, ruin writing. I'm sure there are people who write a great story but delete it because they heard that that way doesn't work.

What works for one person might not work for everyone


I've read loads of books where I hated the characters but loved the story... and vice versa.

So... *shrug* I'm not convinced! *Laugh*

Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* I'm getting something*Left*


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!
*Note3* I need to find something to wear
*Note3* There will be a posh meal involved


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're coming to see me!!! - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* A new house of course! - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* You're going to speak at the university? - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Some kind of public speaking event at the University. - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to a family event - wedding or christening - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to a party of some sort. Maybe someone's honouring you. - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your graduating from the university! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to be a grandmother - Lyn's a Witchy Woman *Smirk*
*Note4* going out to celebrate the publication of your first book - 💙 Carly
*Note4* Are you going to the Footlights International Tour Show? - River
*Note4* You're going to give out awards at a ceremony? - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* think you're receiving an award. Some kind of 'lifetime achievement' thing or 'services to swimming/para-athletes' - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* you have won something or are nominated for an award - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You are having dinner with royalty - a prince, a duchess, a child and a hubby? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* Are you going to the Footlights International Tour Show.? - River

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.
September 16, 2014 at 3:44am
September 16, 2014 at 3:44am
#828243
30 DBC - 16th September - Prompt: When is too much of something not a good thing?

When it's the first thing you do when you get up?? No, maybe not because that would include coffee and checking WDC for writing prompts... then sitting down and answering them *Laugh* Scrap that idea?

Maybe when you start to feel a bit like your face is being weighed down?

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Or or or when you know full well you have far too many Apple products but you've just ordered another one for good measure...

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(this is aimed at me by the way)


Ah I know, information overload. Some people love information and want to know more more more. But then this happens:

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*Bigsmile* Or is it just about happiness? *Bigsmile*


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Everyone wants to be happy, but everyone knows that sometimes too much of something can make you miserable. Money - you get it and it makes you happy but sometimes the price (fame/requirements/loneliness) can be too much. Glory - that can make you happy. But again, only to a point!
Quick story time:
In 2009 I had to have major surgery on my shoulder and the Doc told me I'd never swim again. A year later it was time for my usual "prove them wrong" piece and I went to the World Championships. I won a very unexpected gold medal! Wooo I did it, you were wrong! Happiness!
A month later, I was diagnosed with depression - all my happiness had gone. I thought I knew why but it was still odd. I continued to fight on in my sport because I thought that was the one thing keeping me going.
The next July I went to the European Championships. It was awful, I swam badly and I felt miserable. But while I was there, I looked down from the stands and decided I was done. I wasn't allowed to announce my retirement until October but as soon as the day came and everyone knew, I started to feel better! I didn't realise that I was depressed because I'd had enough. Nothing was wrong, per se. I mean I was number one in the World - that's never a bad thing! I'd just had enough. Too much of a good thing.


In Other News:

*Note1* I really must continue with my accounts today - as fiddly as it is. The joys of being self-employed.
*Note1* Speaking of employment, I really wish I had senior management experience because I'd love to go for this job: CEO of the Blue Smile Project   .... technically I have the qualifications but I'm just not qualified! Plus I freak out when I see budget reports! Shame *Sad*
*Note1* I want to spruce up my Port - organise it, add colour etc. Maybe after I do my numbers today.


Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* There will be a posh meal involved *Left*



Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!
*Note3* I need to find something to wear
*Note3*


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're coming to see me!!! - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* A new house of course! - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* You're going to speak at the university? - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Some kind of public speaking event at the University. - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to a family event - wedding or christening - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to a party of some sort. Maybe someone's honouring you. - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your graduating from the university! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to be a grandmother - Lyn's a Witchy Woman *Smirk*
*Note4* going out to celebrate the publication of your first book - 💙 Carly
*Note4* Are you going to the Footlights International Tour Show? - River
*Note4* You're going to give out awards at a ceremony? - Elle - on hiatus

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 15, 2014 at 12:31pm
September 15, 2014 at 12:31pm
#828186
30 DBC - 15th September - Prompt: Do celebrity endorsements of particular products influence your decision to purchase and/or use them? Would you be more likely to lean toward a different brand than your usual if the company were to use a spokesperson more to your liking?

In two words: No & no! I hate adverts! *Laugh* I take no notice of them other than to cringe at them or to roll my eyes *Rolleyes*... Sometimes I just want to reach into the screen/poster and hit the person with a rolling pin! *Rollingpin*
If I see a well known actor or music artist in an advert, my immediate thought is "sell out!" I always think it just means that work has dried up for them so they're taking what they can.
Take Kevin Bacon for example. His EE adverts drive me up the wall.....

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*Laugh* Reeeeally annoying huh!

I am more understanding of sports people though. Its tough doing sport and making money. But, again, they're not likely to get me to buy anything either! Sports people also have it tougher as it would be easier for them to lose endorsements. One bad result and you could lose everything. Hero to zero!
However, some companies choose people really badly. Nike, for example have sponsored the worst possible sports people! It really is unfortunate. Its funny but in a very wrong way.

This is in bad taste, but this is a genuine ad campaign from Nike, pre Valentines day 2013:

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Another example of Nike's poor judgement on sponsorship, is this:

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So, no, advertisements and endorsements don't sell anything to me... Well, no adverts might but the people featured in them do not.

(apologies if I cause offence, just thought these were interesting!)


In Other News:

*Note1* I'm in a shitty mood today (I can say that now - check out my new content rating!). I slept in my bed for the first time in 4 weeks last night and had a dreadful night's sleep. To the point where I wish I'd got up and come back downstairs. I just could not get my leg in a comfy position, which made me spasm all over the place. This has carried on through today. Yuck. It feels like I have had far too much coffee and can't stop jittering. So, I've not really done anything because I just can't settle.
I also decided today was the day to give up smoking. I can't get to the shop by myself for another two and a bit weeks. So getting cigs without asking is impossible. I have electric ones that I quite like but its not the same! However, I will save tons of money so that's all good! *Bigsmile* That is my incentive!
I'm in just in a bad mood/frustrated in general - no big deal. It'll go tomorrow.
*Note1* I think I'm just about to order my new phone - eek.
*Note1* I stated sorting out my accounts this morning so I can put my tax returns in. Need to know how much I'll owe in January. Ugh money money money.



Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* I need to find something to wear *Left*


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city
*Note3* I've got four guests going with me!


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're coming to see me!!! - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* A new house of course! - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* You're going to speak at the university? - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Some kind of public speaking event at the University. - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to a family event - wedding or christening - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to a party of some sort. Maybe someone's honouring you. - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your graduating from the university! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're going to be a grandmother - Lyn's a Witchy Woman *Smirk*


I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.


September 14, 2014 at 2:55am
September 14, 2014 at 2:55am
#828055
30 DBC - 14th September - Prompt: The Sunday Resonance: Review your peers. Tell us your favorite blog entry from your fellow challengers from the preceding week and, importantly, why. Share also with us which of your own blog posts you think stands out.

Today, I've decided to get on an just write the blog. As we have seen this week, if I think about the prompts for too long, I just get carried away. Some of my blogs have been slightly OTT/random so far in this round of 30DBC. It is very obvious that I have too much time on my little hands. As it happens, I have quite big hands - I always think I have man hands! *Hand2* *Laugh*

So, no picket lines, no poems about murder using emoticons and teddies, no coming up with mini guessing contests to keep my readers wondering... Nope... this is a serene blog post. *Yawn*

Hmmm I think I have two favourite blog posts from others this week...
1) "The best way to start your day... by Elle - on hiatus . Just because it made me laugh. I know she was at a bit of a loss with some of the prompts, but she fought well! *Salute*
2) "Invalid Entry by Mitchopolis . This just really really made me laugh, that's all *Salute*

Both these bloggers have made me consider changing my content rating. Hmm... I wanna swear!! *Laugh*

Now, my blogs... god knows where to start with this. What I will say is this: when I look at the prompts in the mornings, my immediate responses are normal, calm, and somewhat intelligent. Then time happens! I come back to write my normal entry, then BOOM! *Fire* *Facepalm* Anyway, they've amused me.
Again, I think I have two favourites:
1) "Invalid Entry - How this has come out of that prompt, I'm not sure!
2) "Invalid Entry - Again, the picket line wasn't planned, it just happened!


Okay, serene post done. I'll leave you with today's yellow brick. Although, I'm annoyed because I've just realised I've messed up my clues! Yesterday's wasn't due for a few days! *Facepalm*

Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* I've got four guests going with me! *Left*

Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere
*Note3* I'm not actually leaving my city


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're coming to see me!!! - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* A new house of course! - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* You're going to speak at the university? - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Some kind of public speaking event at the University. - 💙 Carly
*Note4*


I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 13, 2014 at 3:04pm
September 13, 2014 at 3:04pm
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30 DBC - 13th September - Prompt:Describe to me the scene of the crime where the murder took place from the murderer's point of view. If you view energetic, try it from the victim's point of view. Remember it's creation Saturday and the key word is creation.


Wooooahh... does this mean I get to kill someone today? *Bigsmile* ... No? Actual murder disqualifies you? Ahh man... harsh times! *Pthb*

Now, guys, listen close! Yesterday, Lady judge Lyn's a Witchy Woman guessed that I would fight against the party she set up for us. I think she was even prepared for my picket line. I say this because security seemed to put a stop to it very quickly indeed!
Therefore, I feel the need to think very carefully about my next move! And with such a controversial prompt as this, I'm not entirely sure where to take it...

I need some time to reflect...

*Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2* *Clock2*


Okay... I've reflected! To make up for my outspoken behaviour with the emoticons yesterday, I've opted for this... (*Facepalm*/*Laugh*)

*Sun* It may be a warm and delightfully sunny day *Sun*
*Flipflops3* People donning flipflops in the month of May *Flipflops3*
*Angry* But I am damn right angry and need to let go *Angry*
*Anchor* Someone please hold me down, gonna blow *Anchor*
*Clock2*
*Boothr* That guy, in the phone box, yup he's the one *Boothr*
*Bootl* Too tall and in school, he ruined my home run *Bootr*
*Lightning* Followed him home, it is the dead of night *Lightning*
*Rolleyes* It wasn't too hard, he's really not all that bright! *Rolleyes*
*Clock2*
*Hammer* The wind blows and with my weapon I am ready *Hammer*
*Teddy* He looks so scared, first I chopped up his teddy! *Teddy*
*Palette* This murder is but a work of pure artistic talent *Palette*
*Salute* They'll salute me for this, I'll be thought gallant! *Salute*
*Clock2*
*Bigsmile* I'm pleased with my work though I best clear up *Bigsmile*
*Grave* Gotta get outta here, boy he looks rough closeup! *Grave*
*Gavel* Call it quits for now or I'll be caught in a police dispute *Gavel*
*Pin* I'll just fix up his teddy before I go; it was rather cute! *Paste*



In Other News:
*Note1* I've changed my name on *Facebook* - that's one step closer to changing my name to my new married name *Facepalm* ... it's going to be a real hassle, this one!
*Note1* I've gotten a bit carried away with the purchasing of writing books this week! Now I must read them! ALL. I cannot buy anything else either. I'll earn very little this month (which wont get to me until the end of October!) and I've not been working since July. So, I really MUST put all my cards away! Apart from for my new phone... shhh!
*Note1* I've only got 1 more poem to write for "Invalid Item and one more review to do for "a very Wodehouse challenge then I've finished all my birthday "commitments"... Well, other than "Invalid Item, but that has until the end of the month, so we're cool! *Cool*
*Note1* It was an open prompt over at "Invalid Item today, so I decided to try my hand at some Shape Poetry. I made a candle:
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#2009395 by Not Available.





Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* I'm not actually leaving my city *Left*
(sorry Elle - on hiatus *Laugh*}


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014
*Note3* I'm going somewhere


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
*Note4* Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly
*Note4* You're coming to see me!!! - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4*



I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

September 12, 2014 at 10:59am
September 12, 2014 at 10:59am
#827920
30 DBC - 12th September - Prompt: We all know it's WDC's 14th Birthday. And they are having lots of parties this month. Well ,you are invited to a theme party. However the theme is rather unusual everyone must come as a human emotion. What's your costume? Remember it is funny Friday!

*Smirk*

No, no, wait! That's not actually my answer, I'm just saying...

It seems I've been in a rather questioning mood this week, in blogging terms. So, lets continue this, shall we? Technically, an emoticon is:
a metacommunicative pictorial representation of a facial expression which in the absence of body language and prosody serves to draw a receiver's attention to the tenor or temper of a sender's nominal verbal communication, changing and improving its interpretation


However, here on WDC, the term "emoticon" is used in reference to all the little pictures we see around the site. I.e. *Olympics* ... But the prompt says "human emoticon". This, my friends, is a massive shame, in my opinion. Its a shame for two reasons:
1. The prompt either (a) goes against the language used on WDC as a whole, and/or (b) portrays discrimination towards non-human emoticons, as if they can help it!
2. It means that if I were to follow these strict party rules, I would not be welcome if I came as say a t-shirt (*Tiedye3*), a mug (*Mugg*}, a yellow envelope (*Maily*), or, indeed, a plug (*Plug*). I am particularly upset about this last one as I rather fancy spending an evening as a plug. I think it'd be pretty electrifying!

What then, I ask you, would happen if I were to arrive as a ghost (*Ghost*)? Would I be shunted from this social gathering for my current appearance? Or would I be welcomed in recognition of what I once was? Human!! I thought not! RUDE!

On the basis of discrimination towards non-human emoticons, I shall not be accepting my invite, I'll be boycotting it instead!!



In fact, I will be rounding up my other activist friends and making a picket line out side the party!!


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As it happens, I WAS going to come as a very attractive beach ball. I have the padding and multicoloured plastic already here! All I needed to do was stick it together. But none of you will get to see my amazing costume! Nope *Cry*

Y'all have a great time wont ya!


*Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball* *Ball*



In Other News:

*Note1* *Laugh* I found that funny but I'm not sure anyone else will
*Note1* Yesterday I was concerned I wouldn't have enough clues for my Yellow Brick Road feature. I do now because I've written them all down *Bigsmile*
*Note1* I need a new phone, have done for ages but I've been waiting for iphone 6 pricing. I'm with a VIP section of a phone company and I'm waiting for them to email me. I got on to the website - somehow (its lock unless you say you want to look). As it stands today the 6 is the same price as the 5S, so its a no brainer! I just want confirmation. Mind you, I can't get it till next Friday anyway. My company get the phone to you in 12 hours as standard, so I have until Thursday to order if I want it on friday...Meh!! Whatever... I just hate waiting!
*Note1* My Kindle broke last night. Then it was fine, then it wasn't, now it is! hmmm Chris offered to buy me a new one if it is dead... I'll hold him to that.
*Note1* I've been married two months today! And what an awesome two months its been. *Laugh**Rolleyes*



Today's Yellow Brick
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*Right* I'm going somewhere *Left*


Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
*Note3* 14th October 2014


Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
*Note4* You're going to take up swimming again - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle - on hiatus
*Note4* Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
*Note4* You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4*



I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.
September 11, 2014 at 1:15pm
September 11, 2014 at 1:15pm
#827852
30 DBC - 11th September - Prompt: Does intuition exist or is it sheer coincidence? I am told there are two senses of intuition. One is the immediate awareness and the other is a mode of knowledge based on apprehension. Is it possible that someone can instinctively know with out the use of rational processes. What do you think? Or is it just a plain dumb lucky guess.

Humm I've been thinking about how to respond to this prompt for hours. I now figure I should just bite the bullet and get on with it. Or, rather, I will after I eat some lunch and watch a bit of the new Dr Who while I do so! *Laugh* *Apple*
Okay, that was a lie! I went away for about 4 hours! Oops... Procrastination at it's best.

I think I'm going to continue with yesterday's theme, and start with a definition (or maybe even two!).

Intuition is the ability to understand something instinctively, without the need for conscious reasoning.


Intuition is a thing that one knows or considers likely from instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning.


Intuition is a thing? errr does that count as good English? *shrug* I didn't write it.

I like to think I'm pretty intuitive. I tend to listen to my gut feelings quite a lot. Are they the same thing? *Laugh* They are today because I'm basically making this whole thing up as I go along. I wonder, have I ever mentioned that I hate opinion Thursday? *Bigsmile*
So, I go with my gut. And I think I'm rather good at reading people and situations pretty quickly. So, I feel like I understand things before needing to rationalise them. Mostly I am right, which feeds my Ego rather nicely, thank you very much!
But then, as you say, am I just lucky? Could be - its highly possible. But then there is no way to prove it either way.

*Confettiy*Or so you thought!!!!*Confettib*



Of course it's real!
Think about it for a minute. Your eyes take in millions of images each day. Your ears hear things you don't realise are going on. AND you are only using 10% of your brain consciously. The other 90% of your brain is sub-consciously processing all the tiny bits of info you're taking in all day every day, then feeding it to the conscious part of your brain if you really need to know it.
In other words, our nervous system receives far more information than you can process or remember consciously. Your brain does a great deal of processing you're not consciously aware of. Intuition occurs simply when there's information which you've either forgotten or never consciously noticed in the first place, but which is still stored in memory and influences your decisions.
I'm not saying your intuition is always right, or that its never just "luck". But, on the whole, this is the score!

*Beakerb* *Beakerg* *Beakero* Scientific innit!! *Beakerp* *Beakerr* *Beakery*
*Wink*



In Other News
*Note1* I'm concerned that some of you might get to the end of my Yellow Brick Road and think "meh"... I hope not because I think its genuinely really exciting
*Note1* I'm also worried that I might not have enough clues to fill 18 more days! *Laugh* I'm going to try reeeeeally hard to find enough. *Bigsmile*


Today's Yellow Brick
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14th October 2014





Clues so far:


*Note3* I am not pregnant
*Note3* It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks

Guesses so far:

*Note4* You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
*Note4* Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share a top secret secretx. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.

So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.

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