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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Thursday April 4th, 2024, and you are still furious over what happened last weekend! You are also furious over finding out that Ross is heading to Arkansas for the eclipse! You and your wife decided to travel to Arkansas to try to confront the bastard! However, because all of the hotels are booked up, you had to travel a bit further towards Branson, Missouri for the show! While in Missouri, you and your wife decided to stop by a special store and stock up on some "greens".  However, on Saturday, April 6th, 2024, you found out that bastard was seeing a horror movie first, "First Omen". One of your nieces would try to confront the bastard at the movies, but would have a wreck on the way out there. She didn't stop for the wreck and took off! Someone would then try to take a picture of her license plate, but she would snap and snatch up their phones to keep them from snitching on her! Unfortunately, nearby cops would see this and would be quick to pull her over! Your brother, who is her father, would find out about this and would rush over to try to stop them from arresting his daughter, but would get pulled over himself after speeding past a cop car or two! Furious over this, you decided that you would confront the bastard later after everything is over with! On April 8th, 2024, after arriving at your destination in Branson, Missouri, you and your wife would smoke up a whole bunch of pot! While high as a kite, you and your wife decided to wait until the eclipse reached totality before you two decided to strip down naked and...do the dirty on a beach in Branson! However, things didn't go so well for long, for as soon as the eclipse was over, the sunlight quickly came back, and you and your wife's lewd activities was exposed in front of the whole world! Some teenagers would videotape you and your wife doing it on the beach and in a blind panic, you and your wife quickly grabbed your clothes and tried to run off, but some cops quickly caught up to you two and quickly arrested you both! As you and your wife get taken back to a jailhouse in your birthday suits, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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