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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Tuesday, April 9th, 2024, and you are still fuming over the fact that your brother drove out to Arkansas and saw the eclipse while you and your family had to fight storms all weekend long! And to make matters worse, on Thursday, April 11th, 2024, when he went to see another dumb Indian film, your sister got arrested while her house is undergoing restoration because a water pipe has busted and a good chunk of the floors in her trailer has sustained heavy water damage and will need to be replaced entirely! As nearby neighborhoods wait for the power to come back on, you would find out from the bastard brother's Twitter that he is going to see another horror movie, "Arcadian." Are you fucking kidding? First, he fucking leaves to see the eclipse, and now he is seeing a horror movie after throwing your sister into jail! You would begin to pack things up in your pick-up truck when you find out that your wife was just arrested at a Family Dollar store, just for trying to steal some things because money is super hard to come by right now! Furious with this news, you would begin to drive over to the town where your wife was wrongfully arrested! On the way out there, you would stop by a McDonald's to pick up a bite to eat, but in your drunken stupor, you would give the workers a hard time, causing them to call the police to come by and confront you! As you get tossed into a jail cell, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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