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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Wednesday, April 10th, 2024, and you have just gotten out of jail after spending a couple of nights in the pokey! After clearing up some of your legal headache, you would start up your wife's truck and start to drive back home with the camper in tow! As you drive along, you would end up driving through quite a storm! As you continue to drive in this horrible weather, you would cuss up a storm under your breath, wishing that not only would those people not be so judgemental when you and your wife did the dirty in public, but wished you would have come across that bastard brother of yours and smacked him around for a bit! After a 6 to 7 hour drive back home, you would let out a huge sigh of relief and begin to fix up your camper again to make it livable once more. On Thursday, April 11th, 2024, you would find out from your family on Facebook that your sister ended up getting arrested, yet again, outside of the International Movie Theater because she was just trying to confront her brother and that filthy ass skank! Not only that, but you also found out that one of your nieces has just been arrested for trying to fight some store employees because her credit card kept getting declined during a purchase! This would start to make your blood boil, causing you to start downing another bottle of beer as you cut on the TV. On Saturday, April 13th, 2024, you would find out again from Facebook that Ross is seeing another horror movie, "Sting." Are you fucking kidding? There are hundreds of thousands of people in this state that have no power, and a lot of roads are underwater from the last storm and all he cares about is another damn movie?!? The fuck is wrong with him?!? You and your wife would then quickly start to head to the movie theater Ross is at while you start to fume! Along the way, you and your wife would stop at a bar to drink up some booze before confronting the bastard! However, during your time there, you and your wife would suddenly start to get into a fight with several bouncers! When police finally arrive, instead of arresting all of these assholes, they ended up arresting YOU AND YOUR WIFE!!! As you and your wife get taken back to a jailhouse in your birthday suits, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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