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Winning the Lottery!



I haven't yet...
I was baptized at one year old.
I was confirmed at twelve years old.
But God has not given me a winning lottery number yet.

1 Kings Chapter 15:3,
"Now therefore go, and smite Amalec,
and utterly destroy all that he hath:
spare him not, nor covet anything that is his:
but slay both man and woman, child and suckling,
ox and sheep, camel and ass."
Saul said, "Let us fall upon the Philistines."

Luke Chapter 19:27 and Jesus said,
"But as for these enemies of mine,
who did not want me to reign over them,
bring them here and slaughter them before me."

Deuteronomy Chapter 24:16,
"The fathers shall not be put to death for the children,
nor the children for the fathers, but everyone shall die
for his own sin."

Psalm Chapter 136:9,
"Blessed be he that shall take and dash the little ones
against the rock."

Osee Chapter 10:14 God judged the inhabitants of Samaria,
"the mother being dashed in pieces upon her children."

I like to play the $11 combo.
I won free bets...
I don't think God cares about the lottery.

Just my opinion.

Bob Country
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