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#404644 added February 4, 2006 at 9:29pm
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Hello everybody. It seems like only yesterday when we were chattering away kije carefree children, when I was abducted. Yeah, ABDUCTED, snatched away from my compuer, a glorious career cut short, unexplored and exciting relationships, stunted...hundreds of pages of blog, unwritten All of this because of this stupid alien spaceship, but, fear not, I'm back, with an inner-intestinal chip shoved so far up my ying=yang that it boadcasts to galaxies far away. So, watch your comments.

Did you know they have Hungry Man Dinners on Xybercram1673? Don't feel bad, I was surprised too.

Now to the matter at hand, Nada telepathically transmitted P-Danny's latest blog to me and I came back down to say something about it. She said it was good, and funny. So I travelled 326 million light year, THIS AFTERNOON so I could type a little message on this antiquated machine. She was right, it was good and funny.

To another man as Dan will attest, there is nothing more obnoxious or obvious as a CC changing his demeanor to appear more "cute", or as we say on Xybercram1673, "Wubbable", as you can see even the "Wubbable crap" isn't original, they've been using it for billions of lightyears there.

Boy, are my arms tired. So, I agree with you Dan and Tor, that CC's kicking, blinking, and...and.....and Gosh Geeing is a transparent strategy to make his insecure little self seem more wubbable. Before all of his fans jump on me, let me add that you two should be ashamed of yourselves for falling for such a juvenile tactic. I know, it kinda reminds you of a Hallmark card, a cute scruffy little boy under the halo, only to see the slingshot sticking out of his back pocket.

I thought this was the era of the bad boy, the shaved headed, tatooed toting, blue jeans around your ankles, motorcycle ridin, hungry man dinner eating wanna be felons.

So what is the appeal of blink...blink..kick the dirtm bow the head kind of guy? Now before anybody actually comments, I have to tell you I don't care, there is a saddle for every blogger.

Gotta go, Intergalactic real estate opportunities abound.

Undoubtdly I'll hae a few hours during the gripping halftime show tomorrow to check in,....did you know they get it on Xybercram1673? Besides, since Nada had t pay for another three month upgrade, sure she'll be intergalacticly nagging me into at least once blog a three month period! And if you think CC's car is nice, wait til I tell ya about mine.

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