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#1015140 added August 4, 2021 at 2:27pm
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Jokers
In a weird mood this morning so....

What do dentists call their xrays?
Tooth pics.

Did you here about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food but no atmosphere

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!

What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.

Hope you have a funny Wednesday!
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