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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #2252787
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#1019921 added October 22, 2021 at 11:19pm
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Would Jesus Murder?



I'm at the bank today.
The little old lady in front of me wants a bank money order for $70,000 dollars.
I'm very impressed...
She gets her money order.
I want a new credit card.
The old card is faded...

A middle-aged man has sold a car for $95,000 dollars.
He would like some cash back.
My card is difficult to recreate...
The computer system is convoluted.
The teller asks if I could come back.
I comply...

I feel stupid.
But, if a witch was murdered and her house burned down, would Jesus be okay with it?
I think Jesus would condemn witchcraft, but he would pray for the witch's soul...
Jesus would have no money in the bank.
Judas held all the money.
And he hung himself...

Reflections~I am never going to ask for a new bank card again.


Bob County
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