An Itinerant Mind

Hic!

I should not do this drunk, but oh well, what the hey. There are types of drunk, as some of you will know. Before I get sleepy, I'm a happy drunk. Since I don't do this often, it doesn't actually take a lot for me to get happily buzzed, and when I do, my natural inclination, which is to love everyone, comes to the fore. Embarrassing huh!? Well no, not really. See I'm a deeply flawed human being (at least in part), (that's at least in part human for those who love nonsense), and because of that I'm slow to judge anyone. (Unless they hurt cats, then they should be smeared with BBQ sauce and left in a small room with some hungry tigers).

Today's strange ideas include 'Enter The Draino', which might actually see the light of day, because I'm thinking of ideas for the Screams weekly contest,

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(The prompt I am considering is 'It was deeper than you thought.'. My idea, so far, involves a Sanitary Engineer and his chemical drain unblocker, oh and he is a martial artist, hence the title. I'm planning to enter this as my 'Starter for ten', (RIP Bamber Gascoigne), for Schnujo is Late to Lannister 's The Contest Challenge,

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, which in a moment of madness, (sorry, I mean clarity naturally), I have decided to attempt.

This must be a train of thought thing, because prior to this I was thinking about Saddam Hussain's Secret Hidden Drains. This would recast the frankly imaginary 'WMD' as the equally absurd 'MFS', (Massive Flushing Systems).

I'm also considering writing 'Let Them Eat Cud', an exploration of the unsuspected presence of camels in the French Aristocracy.

I've 'leaked' a teaser for my next three giveaways of Merit Badges. Did I mention that I'm having fun?

Lot's of Valentine's stuff going on, and I have availed myself of some of the possibilities, I do love this site, and several (many) of the wonderful people on it, (almost as much as I like bracketed comments or asides!)