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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #2252787
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#1030008 added April 3, 2022 at 5:44pm
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Jake sets Muzzy straight!



"I know you don't believe, but you got to get those babies baptized!"
Jake is looking straight at Muzzy, who is eating a slice of Hawaiian pizza.
Muzzy drinks some apple juice to wash the pizza down while he reclines.
He looks at the pizza and takes another slice...
"An unbaptized baby is open to demonic possession!" Jake exclaims as he munches some pizza.
"That's up to Sally. I'm agnostic," Muzzy smiles as he sips his apple juice.
He wiggles his toes under his wooly socks.

"Well... Where is she?" Jake looks about.
"She took the minivan to go shopping," Muzzy stretches.
Jake looks long and hard at Muzzy, "You mean she's out there alone?"
Muzzy takes another slice of pizza, "Yup."
Jake get's up from the recliner he has been using.
He puts on his coat, "You better get your s*** together!"
Muzzy smiles, "Okay. Thanks for visiting."

Jake leaves and Muzzy continues eating pizza.


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