Life’s Little Misdirections 🥀🦋

nice ass

After the x-ray and before the adjustment,
he slid the negative over the clapboard light,
with two hands, and said, 'do you have problems
with your back?' which puzzled me. Duh. White crust
caked the unaligned column of disks, revealing
a 'very arthritic' back with my 'congenital fusion'
at the 'atlas' and 'two fused vertebrae near the coccyx'.
My own doing. I envisioned winter on Mahjong tiles.
Not the takeaway, as my focus was on his amazement,
repeating two times, 'you have perfect hips', later
told to my wife as, ‘always knew I had a perfect ass.'


4.19.22

it's true . number four on my list.
sharing this knowledge on world web? Not hairy.
and it's smooth.

I'm just going to stop talking about my writing and start in on my anatomy...

"My Penis" 

don't know what I should feel more ashamed about.
wife tells me she couldn't stop staring at my hands and forearms the other day. knew she wasn’t listening.