God Wants Me To Be On Television

Does God want pancakes?

"Adrian, may I call you pancakes?" Zippy queries.
She looks at the tired old man, "Sure."
He smiles and completes his tasks.
He is twice her age and recovering from a stroke.

Zippy thinks quietly to himself about what God wants of him.
He hasn't achieved much, but he is introspective enough to query God.
"Does Adrian think about God?" he ponders.
"Of course, she does," Zippy smirks at the thought of a soulless woman.

The problem with God's thoughts is it is subjective.
The existence of God is dependent on the individual; such as Zippy.
Zippy wished he could get Adrian naked, but he doesn't have God's powers.
He can only imagine what Adrian looks like naked with God's will.
This is all subjective...

But pancakes are tasty.


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