Life’s Little Misdirections 🥀🦋

Don’t Call Me Noah

Actors like to pronounce their Gs



at the end of words-sah

They pronounce them so hard-dah
they sound like a lilting syllabah-lahs


I’m gonna need you to try that again.
Sylla-bubbles
Again?
Sylla-buses
One more time! Keep it rollin’.
Sylla-bulls
Print it!

No-ah

Yes-sah,
and don’t call me Noah.

Now, you gotta hit it hard …
Like we rehearsed …

Take, in 5  4  3  2 …

Your socks are swing-ging sing-gles.
They don’t seem to want to ming-gle.
Your laundry basket should be a mag-gnet.
The dryer trap is your only drag-gnet.

Cut!
That’s a wrap!


9.4.22

Unless uncommon mates scrubbed in the tub
clung where they hung with a casual tee,
you see?

geez-ah!

I’ll allow it, my child.