God Wants Me To Be On Television

Is God breast feeding?

If God is female, then yes.
If God is female and male, then yes also.
If God is a squid, then no.

I saw a lady with perfect breasts, in my opinion.
However, I was driving, and I did rubber neck.
She smiled and looked concerned when I rubber necked.

I was driving irresponsibly.
I should have kept my eyes forward on traffic.
I wanted those breasts...

Momma wanted to breast feed, but she couldn't.
I was given baby formula.
There were these perfect breasts and I rubber necked them.

A downtown Portsmouth New Hampshire story.


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