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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #2275249
Ego is everything ... Maybe.
#1043178 added January 15, 2023 at 6:47pm
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Captain Jack Ass!





We all have met them: Captain Jack Ass.
I am driving and a car swerve into my lane.
Captain Jack Ass comes from behind my van.
And it is at night...
I have no warning.

I wanted to drive my van up into his or her Volvo.
But I didn't...
I let the driver continue into the night.
And I thought about killing them.
But I didn't...

I listen to Glen Beck and his obsession with the Great Reset.
This will not be heard, but I am not important.
Buck and Travis like to talk on the radio.
They think politics is about talking on the radio.
I think it is about money and who wants to keep in power.

That's how I keep my sanity after a run in with Captain Jack Ass.
Let not your hearts be troubled Sean Hannity will solve it.
Or make it sound like he does.
Why do I keep avoiding Captain Jack Ass?
Maybe, the problem is President Biden's classified documents in his garage by the Corvett!

I think I lost my sanity years ago.


Muzzy
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