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I might be upsetting the apple cart...
#1045631 added February 27, 2023 at 9:27pm
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I am horny!



Today I stood up for a lady who was being ignored.
I was not looking for sexual intercourse.
But, I felt compelled to ask if she needed pastries.
She was looking for meatloaf dinners.

"Behind that freezer door." she pointed to the door.

I felt less important.
But, I did check out her legs and tussy.
Some ladies noticed me examining them...
Some like it and some do not.

That is the extent of my horniness.
I just had a stoke and it could get physical.
And it is expensive to maintain a relationship.
Nevertheless. I want some...


Muzzy


PS. There is also venereal disease.
I do not have any... yet.
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