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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast!
#1045911 added March 9, 2023 at 1:27am
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A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Creed 3
It was March 2nd, 2023, and you are just waking up to start your day. As the day goes on, you would eventually get word that not only is that bastard Ross not making any plans for the weekend, but you find out that his roommate is cooking him up a Middle Eastern dish called, "Tahini Chicken!" You couldn't believe this bastard is still letting that shit head stay with him still! After all of the crap he has done against you and the family! You would then see pictures posted by his roommate of his cooking as well as the two...making out...this is so infuriating. For some reason, it makes your blood boil seeing your brother and his roommate looking so happy, doing things together, cooking each other meals, and what have you. This was making you so mad, HOW COME YOU CAN'T BE THIS HAPPY?!? YOU TRY TO BE HAPPY WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THE LITTLE SHITS, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T MUSTER UP THE STRENGTH TO DO SO! You then decided to do the next logical thing...calling up his roommate and talking shit! Feeling like a hot shot, you talk all kinds of crap to him, until he starts to respond back:

"So you want to go at it again, huh?"

You didn't think he would do so, but still on your high, you talked more shit, talking about wanting to beat his sorry ass up and he responds with:

"OK cool, see you in 3 hours in the parking lot of a Golden Corral!"

Oh shit, you did it again! You have just messed with the bull and now you are about to get the horns! You went from being high on adrenaline to being scared shit-less! You wouldn't say anything for a good while until he sends you another message:

"I'm here, where you at, fat ass?"

Holy fucking shit, HE REALLY DOES WANT TO FIGHT YOU! YOU NOW REGRET EVER SENDING HIM TEXT MESSAGES TODAY AND WISH YOU NEVER DID SO! More time would past and he sends this:

"Thought you wanted to 'kick my rag-headed' ass. Guess not, TRASH CAN MOUTH!"


Oh how dare he! Feeling enraged you sent him some insults back, some being racially insensitive. At this point, you regretted your decisions because now he is blowing up your phone with one text after another, while also insulting you more, with words like, "trash lover" and "Garbage Pale Kid!" He then tells you to come out and fight and you send another message, saying you have changed your mind before blocking his number again!

Some time later, while looking over the dipshit's Middle Eastern chicken, you would start to feel a certain pain in your gut...hunger...
However, since you aren't exactly a chef yourself, your family would drive through a KFC and pick up supper there!


As you pull out the food, you notice that they have given you an extra container of mashed potatoes.


You wondered what to do with this, but then you had an idea...
You would grab the extra container, head outside your house and go up to a trash bin. You would then move the lid forward as if it was a mouth wide open. You then ask if the trash bin was hungry before smashing the mashed potatoes into the bottom of the lid, telling it to enjoy some American food for once! You then decided to have a bit of fun with it and started to operate the trash bin like a puppet!


You would then make the trash bin speak like it was Ross's date:
"Hi, I'm Ross's roommate, and I'm a fucking asshole! Not just to Ross's brother, but everyone in his family! I also tend to stink because I hardly ever shower or bathe because I'm a stink-rat! I also like to beat people up for no reason whatsoever!"
"Oh yeah, want to know how I feel about that?" You ask the trash bin.
"What?" It would ask.
"THIS!" you shouted before you started to beat the ever living crap out of the trash bin despite how full it was!


After you got done blowing off some serious steam, you and your girlfriend would hit the showers before going to bed.

It was March 3rd, 2023, and you and your girlfriend decided to go see "Creed 3" in Theaters.


After arriving at the theater, you would then grab some snacks and head to the showroom.


That was such a good movie! You still wonder why Ross hasn't done much on weekends lately. Soon enough, you would get text messages on your phone. It was from the bastard himself!

"First of all, mashed potatoes didn't really come from USA, it came from Europe. Secondly, if you are training to fight, get REAL training equipment, don't beat up a trash bin like an idiot...IDIOT!"


This made you so mad, you quickly filled up the house with your screams and shouts as you cuss up a storm, long into the night...
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