That is perfectly normal... Maybe.

Sofia Vergara is getting a divorce...Okay?

I watched JAWS last night.
Why didn't the sheriff shut down the beach?
Why did Quin destroy the CB radio?
Because it's a movie...about JAWS!

Why is Howie Mandel making fun of Sofia Vergara's divorce?
Because he is a comedian!
You're on a TV show everything is joked about.
Sofia Vergara should know that.

We had Muslem girls at the beach.
They wore one piece bathing suits and kept their hair covered.
On the beach they had veils over their hair.
In the water they wore rubber covers over their hair.

Because they are Muslem girls.
They had cute figures.
But I wasn't going there.
Religion is too much for me.

All the students I knew in high school that got married
are now divorced or the girl is widowed.
Men don't fare well in marriage.
As far as I can tell.


Just my opinion.


Bob Country