That is perfectly normal... Maybe.

God and Fundamentalist...

"I'd like a Philly Steak Sub, but no Jalapeno peppers."
The lady sandwich maker reaches for the Jalapeno peppers.
"No!" I interject, "I would like the Halophenol peppers though."
She drops the Jalapeno and snatches the Halophenol peppers.

"Is that all veggies?" she smiles.
"Hmm." I look over the selections, "Black olives and lettuce."
"What kind of sauce?" she smiles...
I think long and hard and, "Mayonnaise!"

"It will take a few minutes to cook." she walks down to the cash registrar.
I follow... "Would you like a drink?" she queries.
"Oh? Yes! I will have a Coca-Cola." I smile back.
"Your gift card has $18.00 left." she writes the amount on the back of the card.

"Here's your sandwich." she smiles.
I take the Subway' sub, "It was my Christmas gift!"
The Lady gives a toothy smile, "You still have $18.00 on the gift card."
"I think Christmas is fun." I reply with a toothy smile.

"Too bad he was crucified." I ponder in the van as I pull away.
"Maybe, it was all made up? Then, no one got hurt."
I put on Glen Beck, "Israeli war with Hamas could never end."
"Nope, lots of folks are getting hurt."

I got a delicious sub!


Bob Country