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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/185565-Duck
by Bernie
Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #494300
A collection of quotes that can only be created in chat.
#185565 added April 16, 2003 at 7:43pm
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Duck
mageduck

"they're out to take over the earth, those onions..first make our eyes water. then they'll start to stink up the room, then nothing can stop them. NOTHING!"

"in my day we didn't have any of these fancy computers. we had a stick and mud. And if you wanted to print you pushed a thing of paper into it and hoped it transfered!"

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