The Blue Book of Eastmarch

Barbies.... *shudder*

Do't you think Barbies are horrendous? I had a weird convo with my cousins and sibs not long ago about Barbies actually. Notice that all barbies are Utterly Perfect Girls? And that new one, the family? What is it, Alan and Ryan and Mindy and Baby? Perfect Nuclear Family- Mum, Dad, Boy, Girl. No variation. Not really any actual real-world stuff, is it? How many people do you actually know that anything like the idealistic Barbie? I've decided to post this list of very un-PC Barbies That Never Made It. No offense is meant to anyone, it's just for a laugh, so don't get upset, okay? Here's some more realistic Barbies that address some actual issues that a lot of kids have to deal with. And some that are just plain silly. ^_^

Barbies That Never Made It

Obese Barbie
Downs Syndrome Barbie
Drag Queen Ken
Vandalist Barbie
Pimp Ken
Suicidal Barbie
Acne Barbie
Barbie That Doesn't Wear Pink
Normal Proportions Barbie
Hair-dye Accident Barbie
Teen Pregnancy Barbie
Child Abuse Kelly
Nerd Barbie
Loner Unpopular Barbie
Lesbian Barbie


Anyway, just thought I'd rant for a bit. Hope that made some people think a bit anyhow. Toodles!

~Sena Lupin the Hobbit Lover Snuggles Thunderbirds

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"You won't rescue Lotho, or the Shire, just by being shocked and sad, my dear Frodo."
~Merry, ROTK

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