Shadow Puppet Storyteller

(Entertainment) Happily Ever Affirmations for Fairytales

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Simple Simon gave up his dream of being a pieman when some jerk in a black shirt told him he was a hack pie eater with no table manners.

Steal a kiss, plead guilty to the misdomeaner skirt-lifting, get life...without parole.

Rumplestilskein should never have gone after the farmer's daughter; Rapunzel was ready-made sweat-shop labor (Ya know, Heat rises, Tall tower, No summer bob for the lank of hair she had to haul around, Sheesh!)