Marv's Mind

I'm a potty mouth and I cain't help it!

I've been unsensorable for years now. Maybe I really am GC. Once my dad told me that I offended him more than any other sailor he was in the Navy with. I'm not sure if that's because I was his daughter, a female or if I was just a potty mouth. My cursing became really bad while working at Bell County Jail. Fuck became my favorite word. I've always like fuck but now I don't even know I'm saying it half the time. It just pops out no matter where I am. I remember in the 2nd grade I was trying to be cool and I said my first curse word....shit. It didn't sound right. I should have never tried it again but what the hell, practice make perfect, right?

There is no subject that I consider off limits. I will talk about crotch rot, drugs, penis........whatever, it doesn't matter. It's too much work for me to try to find all the fancy words to disguise what I'm really trying to say. I'm not really into finesse and BS. It's not my style. Not that I really have a style, other than marvness.

Let me give you an example............ "Zoo, I'm really in pain from my dentist appointment. I think I will need to go home and rest this evening." NOT!

I would say this......."I ain't sucking your dick tonight, the dentist fucked my shit up."

-Marv-