Marv's Mind

It's not ready

Things could be a lot worse. i have decided it DOESN'T suck to be me. i am a lucky little bitch. i came 1/4 " away from knocking out all of my fucking teeth last sunday during my roller skating adventure. within the past week, temperature in texas has gone from 108 to 54 as a afternoon high. nice for the casted roller skating diva bitches of the world. a little less itchy-itchy, but a little more achey-achey.

i think over the past week, i've had more people fondle my ass and vagina than i would have ever thought possible. it's not all that exciting, but it gets the job done.

the whole task of nose-blowing is quite hilarious. zoo seems to think, if the booger doesn't come out immediately, it's 'not ready'.

Not ready?? If that fucker is in your nose, and you can see it, it's fuckin' ready. but i'm grateful.

-Marv-