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#379482 added October 15, 2005 at 10:05am
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3:00 A.M. Dumb Ass
Some dumb ass kid named Brayden called twice at 3:00 a.m. I didn't make it to the phone the first time. The second time, I hit speaker phone and heard my son telling this boy... "Quit calling my fucking house!" The boy laughs and says it's me Brayden. Again, my son says..."Quit calling my fucking house, dude!"

More laughs and I say... "Hey Brayden, quit calling MY fucking house, dumb ass!" I guess he shit his pants cause he hung up abruptly. Zach and I stayed up until 5:00 a.m. all pissed off. The little fucker, Brayden not Zach, fucked up a semi handicap person's sleep.

I threatened to call his mom but Zach says not to worry...he'll handle it himself. I said, ok.

It takes a lot to piss off a male Salvo but when it happens they go "New York Italian" on your ass.

-Marv-

P.S. I can't wait to pick my own fucking nose again!

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