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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #1044927
Humor, in blog format (you know you wanna rate this...)
#393562 added January 1, 2006 at 6:58pm
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Top 10 Best Sellers
I am so going to hell for this one...

Top Fifteen Best Sellers at the Vatican Gift Shop

15. Power Pontiff! posable action figure (hat, staff, and robe sold separately)

14. Mary's Immaculate Confections chocolate truffles

13. Lottery tickets

12. pewter scale-model Popemobile replicas

11. Altar boy Christmas tree toppers

10. In The Name of the Father, Son, and Tropical Spirit margarita mix

9. Benedict's Insta-Sermons Volume IV: Fire and Brimstone Edition Random House Publishing, NY, NY; 2005.

8. Bingo chips

7. Thou Shalt Not Sneeze! holy-water infused facial tissue

6. Nun-chucks

5. Bling-bling rosaries

4. Pina Colada-flavored communion wafers

3. Michael Jackson Live! The 6-DVD boxed set

2. Chia Pope

1. The 2006 Chippendale Calendar

What did you get for Christmas this year?

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