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of a tennis player, hiker, writer
#393653 added December 22, 2005 at 9:36pm
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Are yours big or small?
Circulating around the net....

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


****NOTE:****
A friend of mine, who plays both golf and tennis says this study fails to mention the balls may be small - but they are hard!

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