Orion's Testicle

Epilogue

“Scottle, you have to know us doing this means I trust you more than any other person in the world. I don’t want you to take advantage of the fact that I’m new to all this, and I don’t want you to be too hard with me.
Be gentle with everything, and I want you to clean up afterwards. Do you understand?”
“Yes, completely.”
“Good, now that I know you understand and trust me, I know I feel comfortable with all this and I know I can enjoy it.”
”I don’t see what-“
”Knowing that I can trust you means that you trust me too, and I want this to mean our love is actually worth something.”
”Anna, isn’t this a bit much for cooking dinner?”
”Perhaps, but as soon as we’ve done this I can f*** you blind.”
“Oh.”
Anna smiled cheekily, and moved over to the oven. She opened it to check there were no pans in, and what appeared to be a yeti in a suit fell out.
The yeti in a suit turned out to be Whalley.

"Excuse me...." he said with a sort of drunken smile. "Would you mind terribly..." he wobbled, "if you dropped me off back on...wherever I was from." he smiled triumphantly, as if finishing his sentence was a big achievement.

He tried to move forward, but tripped over a tortoise and was knocked unconscious.