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More funny (senseless) stuff flowing in my brain at the Loony Bin - AKA - My House!
#491361 added February 28, 2007 at 10:50pm
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How to eat crow.....
Welcome back to the Loony Bin!

Tonights subject - Eating Crow!

Step #1 - Assume the worst!
Step #2 - Receive the opposite!
Step #3 - Feel like a complete Jerk!
Step #4 - Start Eating.......(crow, that is)

Today was my birthday! I'm 35! Amazingly, it doesn't feel any different than 34! Duh!

So, last night I was assuming my husband would continue the Grand Tradition of no card and, of course, he shocked the heck out of me! Not only did I get a card from him but, I was even presented a card by my sweet little girl. She even took the time to Graffiti it up a bit for me. She's 3yrs old so, anything but her name looks like Graffiti! My sweet husband didn't stop there, though. He sent my daughter into my room carrying my favorite flowers in her hands. She had no idea how special those flowers were that she was presenting to me. You need to understand that my favorite flower is very difficult to find in where I live due to the cold, dry climate during the winter months. So, what is this flower? It's the beautiful, spectacular Bird of Paradise! My husband always amazes me because this is not an easy flower to remember. Not only did he remember it but, he brought me two! Now, I'm just praying that they bloom. Even if they don't, I don't care because MY HUSBAND remembered me!

Now, what about the cake? (To be continued)

P.S. I like Acme Yellow cake with Whipped Cream Icing! (wink.wink)


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