The Book Of Twisted Tales

Jack and Jill

When Jack and Jill climbed up the hill
A bucket carried by Jill’s side
Their minds were on something more than water
There were biology lessons to be applied.

At the top of the hill beside the well
Jill dropped to her knees at Jack’s feet
She undid his zip and slid him into her mouth
And his back arched at her caress so sweet

Jack gripped the well as Jill worked his cock
Thrusting forward and gasping her name
Until she let him loose and sat on the edge of the well
Opened her legs for him to do the same

Jack buried his face deep into Jill’s muff
His tongue frolicking inside her fleshy fold
Jill began to moan as she felt herself grow wet
As Jack seemed to be digging for gold

Jack stood up and Jill bent over the well
And he pushed himself deep inside
He pounded her ass against the cold stone
And her cries echoed down the hillside.

All was going well and Jill’s orgasm was near
But something went terribly awry
For at that moment on the well appeared a rat
And Jill threw herself back with a cry

Jack lost his balance and Jill did too
And half naked down the hill they fell
Till they crashed at the bottom and Jack cut his head
And the townfolk were struck with a bombshell

The media scrum went on for days
Jack was charged with having sex with a minor
For he was sixteen, one year older than Jill
And in a show of innocence she played a blinder.

So it came to be that Jack went to jail
Jill sold her story for a six figure sum.
When she was eighteen she moved to LA
And as a porn star made her name in whoredom.