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(to be sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)





Grandma had a near miss with a Reindeer


He tried to take my Internet away


Reindeer got distracted by the Subway


And sandwich-hungry, he ran off that way





Grandma had a near miss with a Reindeer


He brought me early Christmas gifts-today!


I couldn't wait a year this time to open


No, I had to open all today





Grandma had a near miss with a Reindeer


A hoofprint on my forehead's all I saw


A snow angel shape in a snowdrift


Wearin' antler tracks instead of wings
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