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Who wants to be President?
#892107 added September 12, 2016 at 10:03pm
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The Tipping Point in an election..
Hillary Clinton has pneumonia !
Fox News is ecstatic !
Donald Trump is concerned..
A new planet has been discovered that
is orbiting parallel to our Earth on the
opposite side of the Sun !
North Korea is determined to start a war
with anyone, but China.


Could the theory of Evolution be wrong?
What if extraterrestial hippies messed with our
ancestors?
Could these ET hippies be the Angles, who took
human wives in Genesis?
Linda Carter is 64 ....
Does she still wear nylons with her one piece
bathing suit ?!

If Hillary dies before the election, will
here vice president be the nominee?
Or will Bernie Sanders step up?
What if the Vatican is a front for ET ?
Does this mean an end to our civilization?

Is Wonder Woman as strong as Supergirl?
They are both undocumented aliens...
Why do you have to be born in America
to be a Presidential candidate ?
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Was the Earth too cold for them,
or did they get killed by aliens?

What if God is a lizard man,
like the serpent in the garden of Eden?
The dinosaurs had 300 million years to
evolve a lizard civilization.

Will Donald Trump use nukes?
He could buy one now !

Nap time..
Sweet dreams!






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