The Branch Theory

Obstacles in ourselves+

Stephen Colbert is a witty pundit.
I enjoy his monologues on the President
elect Donald Trump.
Donald's is not amused on his twitter.
Trump has the support of the KKK and
neo NAZI white supremacists.
These are violent people...
Stephen could be toast.

Mom told me never to talk to strangers.
But, how do you get through life without
talking to strangers?
An example: "Hi! Do you know where the..?"
Before you can finish your query your mugged.
Mom told my sisters they could get STDs from
public pools.

How can a person function in a world like that?
I never used the restroom in high school.
It was too dangerous. There were drug dealers
and needles in the toilet.
I used the teacher's bathroom, because my dad
was a teacher.
I peed in a bucket once in a utility closet..

When I'm viewing a concert on YOUTUBE the first
thing I think about is how do you get to the restroom?
Then I wonder what the restroom is like.
Are toilet seats covered in puke and STDs?
And I wonder if the singer is going to be assaulted.
Fans rush the stage and crush bystanders.

Does Lady Ga Ga have STDs?
Does Stephen Colbert have herpes?
He had a cold soar on his lip...
You can get bed bugs from movie seats. ..
and lice from people seated near you.
Can you get herpes from a guess on a talk show?

I saw a girl pee at a bus stop in the winter
on the snow.
She was wearing a skirt.
It was freezing cold...
I was aroused by her primitive nature.
She asked me for a tissue.

Does Kimberly Guilfoyle have hepatitis?
I think she mentioned she wants to be Mayor of NY.
Will New Yorkers vote for a candidate with hepatitis?
I would like to see bikini photos of the candidate.
I have a suspicion she has many..
I'm impressed with Bill O'Rielly's slim figure in trunks.

According to a COSMOS REPORT half of married women
between 18 and 35 have been unfaithful and 75% over
35 have been unfaithful.
Kimberly Guilfoyle has been divorced ..twice?
Can we trust her to be Mayor of New York City?
Celebrities are so fickle and infectious.

Reflections ~ Among the idols that replace God are pleasure, prestige,
>>>>>>>>>>>> money and entertainment.

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