The Branch Theory

2017 is gonna suck....

"Would you please stop playing with my assault rifle."
Kristina adjusts the strap on her ammo belt.

It has been a year of civil war and marshal law.
Kristina was a fashion model, but no one cares about that..
Now she and other wealthy elites hide in their fortified communities.
Weapons manufactures are the largest employer ..
Kristina is demonstrating a new assault rifle in a white nylon catsuit ..

A set assistant is spraying her rifle to make it shinier.

"I love that pout!" the director shouts and gestures for the video run.

Kristina fires her assault rifle and accidentally shoots a grip.
"Okay! Call a medic!" the director shouts and takes a Zantac.
"Do I need a lawyer?' Kristina whined.
"He signed a waver.. This will be a mother of a workman's comp."
The director's voice trails off.

"I think he'll live." the medic whispers ..

"I think we can use this." the director declares and sends
everyone on break.

"Why were we using live ammo?" Kristina sips some Snapple orange tea.
The director and producer whisper and wave Kristina off the set.

Reflection~ It is legal to attach flame throwers to your car in Brazil.


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