GOD

Ashly Judd is lost without God.

  Ashley Judd showered ..
  A man's voice asked,
  "Are you happy?"
  She spun about to see
  where the voice can from.
  There was no one there.

  Maybe someone was pranking her?
  She called room service,
  "I just heard a man's voice in
  the shower. Is there something
  I should know?"
  "I can't imagine why that would
  happen, unless there is a man
  in your shower." the clerk said.

  Ashley called a security service
  she had used in the past.
  They sent a crew to sweep her
  penthouse suit for hidden microphones.
  Ashley's blood pressure and pulse were
  examined ...
  They could find nothing unusual.

  The popular country singer and actress
  groaned, "God. I hope this isn't another
  psychotic episode. I took a lot of acid
  in the 80's."
  Some blood was taken.
  It would take a day or so to see what her
  plasma levels were.

  "Are you menstruating?" a nurse queried.
  Ashley was coming off her period.
  "Could it be a psychosomatic reaction to your speech?
  Are you still upset about President Trump?"
  the nurse continued to massage Ashley's shoulders.
  "Of course not, but the voice did sound like him."
  Ashley drank some tranquilizers.

  She lay back on the plush white couch.
  Her eyes widened as she could see the President
  Donald Trump slide between her legs.
  "This is not happening.
  I'm dreaming." Ashley gasped as she looked
  over to the nurse, who looked like Ivanka Trump.
  "It's all about who you know." Ivanka said.

  "My God!" Ashley shouted, but she could not move.
  "That's the first thing you got right." President Trump
  chuckled, "And I took my Viagra."
  "Miss Judd. There is no man here." the nurse interjected.
  Ashley sat up with her face in her hands.

  Reflections~ Can a superman be bound by social ethics?

  (^)(^)
      V