THE ANGRY MAN

The Grammy of Extinction....

Mathew Macconaughey and Ann Hathaway had been abducted.
Muuki and Po had been at the Grammy Awards with them.
Po is played his harmonica.
"Why are you making that noise?" Muuki grimaced.
"It is a harmonica." Po continued to play.

"Your not playing it right." Mathew interjected and took the harmonica.
He played, "My Darling Clementine."
"I demand to be returned to .." Ann Hathaway shouted and then stopped.
She could see the city bellow from the window of the Winabago. ..
"Don't make them angry." Mathew moved slowly toward Ann.

"A nuclear missal has been launched.
Your civilization has four hours before total destruction."
Po stated and calmly took the harmonica back.
He continues to play erratic tunes.
Ann screamed, "Oh my God!"

"Is this a spaceship?" Mathew Macconaughey queried.
Muuki bowed to him, "There is a colony on Mars."
"We're going to Mars?!" Ann screeched ..
"Mars is a subterranean s*** hole." Po answered and blew his harmonica.
"We are going to Nabuu. It is like Earth without pollution or war." Muuki smiled.

"What do you want with us?" Ann asked with widen fearful eyes.
"Were big fans of your movies..
Especially, the one where you try to find another planet to colonize."
Muuki said as she brought the two actors salads and juice.
"Thank you." Mathew answered calmly and ate.

"How can you sit and eat a salad?!
God only knows what they want do to us!" Ann was hysterical.
Po blew another tune, "Mostly conversations and we are your biggest fans."
"Our ancestors took many humans for slaves centuries ago." Po explained.
"You'll be well cared for." Muuki giggled.

The Winabago camper passed the Moon.
Mathew and Ann looked out a window at the mushroom clouds forming on Earth.
"Your planet will heal.. Your people will live simpler lives." Po patted Ann on the butt.
Mathew shrugged, "Another horny Wienstein."
Ann sat down with Mathew and ate her salad...

Reflections~Are we at the tipping point?


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