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The Laura Ingraham Syndrome...




"Do you need to shake the ground?
It is disturbing my spring." Mother Nature spoke.

"Everything is fixed to clockwork precision.
I am the Origin .. The first God." the Origin replied.

"Just be still. I am enjoying my nectar and this entertainment."
Mother Nature pointed to Laura Ingraham having a debate.

"Humans, flesh from earth.. They are fools.
Why do you allow them to breed?" the Origin shook the ground.

"You can never know what is like to have a child.
Your to busy shaking the ground .. " Mother Nature laughed.

"I hope Laura has clean water." Mother Nature sipped some spring water.

"There are too many humans!
They are poisoning your garden.
You must thin their herd." The Origin caused a tidal wave.

"They will find a way.
They are intelligent monkeys." Mother Nature whistled.
Her whistle inspired the innovators and poets.

"I will bring a great rock down from Heaven!" the Origin roared.

"Life will find a way." Mother Nature kissed her daughter Zoe.
Zoe danced in the fields and wild flowers bloomed.

"Ssh. Laura Ingraham is going to bed." Mother Nature smiled.
Zoe whispered into Laura's ear, "Drink fresh water."

Reflections~Why is Pee Wee Herman on the Laura Ingraham show?

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