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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2161749
Just shooting the poop with Lori
#937503 added July 6, 2018 at 10:44am
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VLADIMIR
Vladimir, our puppy, is 5 months old. We were told that we would notice signs that he was mature enough to schedule the whack-a-mole surgery. This usually is a naturally occurring event around six months of age. Certain items grow more noticeable and behaviors are initiated. I made the appointment based on the fact that Dimitri, our two-year-old lab, ran from the room whining after having his face humped. Sorry, Vlad. IT'S GO TIME!

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