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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#944780 added November 3, 2018 at 7:58pm
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Are Religious People Bad?


"Well, Joe the Old Testament tells me to beat my wife,
if she complains about my harlot." Joe Biden scratches
his neck at the Fundamentalist.

"Jesus teaches us to love and forgive .. Can I see your
harlot?" Joe queries.

The Fundamentalist points to his harlot, who looks a lot
like Aubrey Plaza. Joe gives her a big hug and a kiss.
"She's hot. I believe in religious tolerance, but there
are laws protecting battered wives.." Joe smiles as he looks
over to the 16 year old wife of the Fundamentalist.

"Oh, my God." Joe pats her on the head...

Reflections~Be careful what you believe in. It could get
you 15 to 20 in the State pen..

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