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"I've got a pretty good idea about life, the universe and cavemen." Tully said at the pub. Yari rolled her eyes, "Oh, Jesus." Yari is the bartender at the pub. "Now give me a chance. You see we don't know what things were like in times gone past of the cavemen. We can only speculate from the cavemen drawings and their bones. So maybe, cavemen were astronauts, who crash landed here and after a generation or two got primitive." Tully took a sip of his ginger rum. "How do you know that?" Yari gave a toothy smile. Tully sipped his rum and pointed at the painting of the sailor laying on rope on a dock. It was a black ink print. "You have a beautiful smile." Tully smiled back. "Thank you." Yari smiled. Tully pointed again at the painting, holding his drink and pointing with the index finger.. "You see, there are cave drawings of astronauts." Tully swayed a little, "In Peru there are cavemen drawings that can only be seen from an air-o-plane." "Those are crop drawings made by the Incas .. Jesus." Yari laughed, "There is one that is a giant penis." Tully sat up straight, "Well, they-they can only be seen from an air-o-plane!" Tully started to stutter ... "When the cavemen of Peru got stranded, they made those crop drawings as an s.o.sth to other astronauts, who might be passing by." "Are you Incan?" Tully squinted at Yari. "I am from the Dominican Republic. How do you do?" Yari shook Tully's hand. Tully put his head down on the bar and took a nap. "Jesus. And you are an air traffic controller." Yari wiped the counter. "Will all be cavemen... eventually." Tully slurred and returned to his nap. "Some quicker than others." Yari smiled and put a towel under Tully's head. Reflections~Are we de-evolving? Vertago |