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It was common knowledge, but most people didn't know it.
#954622 added March 20, 2019 at 9:29am
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Rush Limbaugh and Godzilla ...
Congress woman Alexandria Oasis Cortez rolls her big eyes.
"Oh, please not that Limbaugh guy." she sighs.
Muzzy is driving her to the airport in his cab.
"Sorry." Muzzy switches the channel to FM.

"Let me ask you. What do you think of the Green Deal?"
Alexandria queries.
Muzzy sniffs his coffee and sips some.
"It reminds of Godzilla.. the scifi monster."
Muzzy answers as he waits at a walk red light.

Alexandria makes a toothy smile, "Why?"
"Godzilla destroys cities and eats nuclear power,
because they are poisoning the Earth." Muzzy replies,
"But, there are physic environmentalists ladies, who love Godzilla.."

"They also communicate with Mothra through her faeries." Muzzy continued.
The congress woman laughs, "You think I'm Godzilla?"
"Yes." Muzzy turns the cab, "You want to stop industrial pollution.
But, you can only do that by destroying the cities.."
"Maybe, Mothra can make simpler villages?" Alexandria smiles ..

"King Ghidorah would stomp on the villagers and Godzilla would fight him."
Muzzy pulls into Logan Airport.
"Godzilla would defend the villagers?"Congress woman A.O.C asks.
"Godzilla just likes to fight." Muzzy replies as he loads her luggage.

The Congress woman tips Muzzy $15.00.

Reflections~ For every action there is a reaction..

Godzilla!
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