Faith and Certitude!

Could Steven Colbert be our next President?

He's begging for a write-in nomination.
His show revolves around Trump bashing...
What would he joke about if Trump isn't reelected?
Didn't a talk show comedian get elected president in the Ukraine?
What would he say if he became the write-in nominee for the Progressive Satirists?

Here are my two cents.
Don't touch my pickup or Winchester.
I don't own a house, but don't tell me I have to have a windmill!
Could you shut the backdoor at the Mexican border?
The caravan crossing the border is spreading measles, smallpox, and other diseases.
A cinema showing of The Avengers was infected with the measles by one undocumented immigrant.

Isn't there a quarantine law on immigration?

I'd vote for anyone in favor of affordable healthcare...(Do you like my ellipses?}
It's Morse code for anybody but the Dumpster Trump!
Joe Biden looks like he needs a nap at a quiet rest home.
Steve you've got panache! Your rye political savvy will catapult you into the Oval Office!


Vote for Colbert!


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