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I don't know how to be 58..

I was watching Kevin Nelson on a hike with Audre Plaza.
They were chatting about movies and filming.
Then, Audre mentioned she had had two strokes.
And I immediately thought the hike was a bad idea.
But, neither Kevin or Audre stopped the hike.
It became a worrisome interview for me...
Is this a sign of my age?

I love to watch Godzilla films.
I especially enjoy the character development.
There are always psychic women or faeries.
They love Godzilla even as he trashes the city.
Now, I wonder if Japanese women are passive enablers of violence.
Is this a racist prejudice of my age?
I've never had a Japanese girlfriend.

Scarlet Johanson is a curvasious actress.
I can't help but wonder what it would be like to have sex with her.
In my erotic fantasy, she makes a meal for us and slowly strips after the meal.
She is dancing the seven veils, while I sip tea and honey.
I associate erotica with a good meal and a belly dance.
Is this what most 58-year-old men fantasize about?

I'm a moderate Democrat.
I want secure borders and affordable healthcare for all American citizens.
I can't afford an electric car or solar panels.
I hope every woman has the right to control what is done to their bodies.
Prostitution should be legalized. Every date I go on cost me money.
Marijuana should be legalized.
America's military should not be the policemen of the world.
We can't afford it.
There should be one national gun law. Keep it simple.
Be polite.
Are these middle-age talking points?

Why are instructions printed so small?
I like porn with a plot and I check out the furniture.
I like recliners and reclining couches.
Oy.

Muzzy needs a nap.
Zzzzzzz.

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