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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/977807-Toilet-Paper-Apocalypse
Rated: 13+ · Book · Biographical · #2198921
Norma's Wanderings around a small section of Montana
#977807 added March 11, 2020 at 5:09pm
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Toilet Paper Apocalypse
So as we were shopping at CostCo today, the checker of receipts told us the other day they sold 71,000 rolls of T.P. in 4 hours. We did a little calculation when we got home. That comes to 2,366.67 cases in 4 hours. Astounding! That means cases per minute were 9.86. Okay, we're getting pretty geeky here.

And folks, we're all getting a little weird about this Corona virus. Not to make light of it or anything, you understand. But at least toilet paper won't go bad. Unlike all the bread and eggs and milk we are urged to buy. French toast for all!

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