Faith and Certitude!

The Sisters of Sasquatch?

Bing-bong!
Muzzy scratches his belly and rises from his recliner.
He opens the small door over the grated window in his door and presses the speaker.
"Ah-I'm not interested," he grumbled.
One of the Nuns presses the speaker, "We are the Sisters of Sasquatch."
"The Yeti?" Muzzy giggles.

"They are cousins. The plight of the Sasquatch is dire.
Their natural habitats are being encroached upon.
We need to preserve their tribes before their culture is lost."
The young slender Nun is very persuasive in her blue habit and white frock.
Muzzy recoils at the sight of a ten-foot-tall Sasquatch standing behind her.

"Chabacka?" Muzzy queries through the speaker.
"Doron." the Sasquatch replies.
"We found Doron and his tribe picking through dumpers.
They have accepted Jesus as their Saviour and live at our condominium community.
I am carrying Dorn's child."
The second Nun revealed her full round belly.

"Aren't Nuns celibate?" Muzzy queried.

The young Nun lowered her head, "We are a new order."
She removed her habit to reveal a thick Sasquatch furry head of hair and neck.
"We shave our faces so that we may walk amongst you." the Nun confessed.
Muzzy rubbed the hair on the back of his neck.
"Okay." he handed out a hundred dollars through the mail slot.


Reflections~Are there monkeys in Heaven?



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