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#995504 added October 9, 2020 at 10:18pm
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Write in Bob County for President





There is a write-in spot on the ballot for President of the U.S.A.
You can write in anyone even your own name.
What would I do if elected President?
I promise if elected President I will do nothing.
We are not electing a king.
The President should follow the will of the people.
Allow the states to run their governments.
Avoid regime change wars that have no effect on us.
And spend federal tax dollars on Americans, not foreign Ponzi schemes.
I Bob County if elected President will take lots of naps.
I am a single American and I like to get a massage.
I will legalize prostitution in all 50 states with a constitutional amendment.
The government should not interfere with consensual relationships between adults.
But, other than that, I will do nothing.

The candidates for the Democratic and Republican parties are feckless.
They both want bigger government and authority over our private lifestyles.
Do you trust the federal government to do anything right?
Why not give all American citizens a Federal Credit Card?
The card could be used for purchasing insurance and groceries.
Do you see the Republican or Democrats passing the stimulus package?
They don't care about the stimulus package for the poor victims of COVID-19.
I would give Democracy Money to all the people who have loss their jobs to COVID-19.
But, other than that, I will do nothing.

Vote for freedom and Democracy Money!
Vote for Bob County!


I am Bob County and I approve this announcement.


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