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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#995835 added October 13, 2020 at 11:20pm
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A Jesus Poll.




Muzzy sits in his recliner.
Cenk Yugur is monologuing on Muzzy's laptop.
Muzzy is snoozing, "Bing bong."
The front doorbell wakes Muzzy.
He stumbles to the peephole.

Muzzy presses the speaker, "Zack?"
"I'm polling for President Trump!" Zack replies.
Muzzy sits back down in his recliner and uses his walky-talky.
"Zack it's almost 11 pm." Muzzy yawns.
"Trump needs your support!" Zack answers enthusiastically.

Muzzy sips his bottled water.
"Tucker Carlson thinks we are do for an alien invasion from outer space.
That's why Trump formed the Space Force."
Zack's voice crackled over the speaker.
"What exactly do you want me to do about that?" Muzzy queried.

"Vote for Trump! A vote for Trump is a vote for Jesus!"
Zack shouted and gave a rebel yell.
"I am certain Jesus would not care" Muzzy answered.
"What? Jesus is pro-life! And so is Trump!" Zack was angry.
Muzzy puffed his cheeks and blew so air slowly.

"Jesus was born in Palestine over 2 thousand years ago.
He was resiting Roman occupation.." Muzzy sipped some bottled water.
"President Donald Trump likes to have spankings from pornstars
and he likes to watch teenage girls in their dressing rooms.
I am certain Jesus would not approve of that." Muzzy chuckled.

Zack slipped a Trump ballet through the mail slot.
"Trump's Supreme Court nominee will overturn Wavy Lanes."
Zack chuckled.
"Wade versus Rode." Muzzy took another deep breath.
"Yeah. Jesus would approve that!" Zack snapped back.

"Zack in Jesus times, women were the property of men
along with their babies." Muzzy sighed.
"The Old Testament allows a husband to execute his wife
for adultery along with her unborn child."
Muzzy sipped some bottled water, "I need a nap."


Refelctions~Be careful what you wish for. You might end up in a NAZI America.


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